Special K

Mon, 12 Feb 2007 18:30:48 GMT

In honour of Becky's computer cake (which I didn't even get to see, never mind eat any of :( ) I give to you Techcake

Mon, 12 Feb 2007 13:04:30 GMT

Mon, 29 Jan 2007 18:44:36 GMT

mmmmmmm, new computer chair...

Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:24:35 GMT

...on hold for 30 mins so far...

If my call was so fucking important like you keep saying, you would have answered it by now!
diediedie
we pay thousands every year for this shite support and you're too tight to employ enough staff to answer the phones!
arrrggh, serco must die

end rant

woo

Sat, 16 Dec 2006 15:49:42 GMT

woo, Christmas shopping all done :D

I dreamt last night of nuclear bombs exploding. hmm.

Christmas meal tonight, yay

cos you're not heeeeerrrrrreeeeee

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 22:10:21 GMT

just booked tickets to go see the war of the worlds stage show exactly a year from today woooooooooooooo!

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 03:02:55 GMT

borat. is. not. funny.

I am disowning people who say he is.

Fri, 15 Sep 2006 14:05:29 GMT

my boss just said I am too good to be working with the rest of the support department :)

I am basking in the appreciativeness now...

or maybe he was just saying that I work with morons and next to them even I look good...but hey, at least i'm not a moron then :)

PS To celebrate this I am now just pissing around on the Internets.

Fri, 08 Sep 2006 19:31:37 GMT

makes even me want mcdonalds...

taken from The 20 best Japanese commercials ever

Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:35:50 GMT

England to have 13m obese by 2010

I'm so ahead of my time. A trend setter, you might say.

Thu, 17 Aug 2006 13:46:12 GMT

woah. ligntning right outside my window here at work. dunno what it hit though...I'm IN the tallest building around here so this is probably gonna get hit. I thiiink we have a lightning conductor. I hope so.

Two power cuts so far, electricity isn't particularly reliable out here in the sticks

worse, it's pissing it down now and I was just about to go home.

I miss...

Thu, 10 Aug 2006 00:51:19 GMT

I miss dave being here week in week out for watching wrestling. I miss nerd chris staying on our sofas all the time. I miss last summer. I miss when being the big V wasn't as much of a stigma. I miss when work was fun and I got in trouble for it. I miss when I only had one boss instead of the five I have now. I miss Greg's grandiose claims of sexual adventures. I miss when I wasn't fat (7 years oldish, I have the photos to prove it...). I miss living with my family. I miss 65 Cromwell Road and 4 Breedon Hill Road. I miss not being able to sleep the night before my birthday/christmas.

and I regret...a lot more than that, but that's a different drunken emo post

Wed, 19 Jul 2006 14:20:35 GMT

I am soooo close to telling the next kid who deletes all their work and expects me to recover it to fuck off

Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:55:06 GMT

35 degrees in this room...melting...

Sun, 02 Jul 2006 00:55:59 GMT

I am constantly annoyed that telepathy doesn't work, people are not actually aware of what I think, and I have to resort to words.

Wed, 28 Jun 2006 14:47:57 GMT

spiderman 3...next summer...want it now...

first trailer -
youtube version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXwAZWHB64A
quicktime version: http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/spider-man_3/

Fri, 16 Jun 2006 08:15:56 GMT

went to the pub in etwall to watch the match last night with peeps from work. was a good time, got a bit drunk. Then got woken up at 2am by charlotte bursting into my room very drunkenly asking why I hadn't gone out with her and ash, lol

Sat, 13 May 2006 01:49:10 GMT

drunk+laptop=update, woo!

got new responsibilities at work = loads of overtime = stressed kris with little spare time but should have loads of money on pay day

bangles = genius

nerd+becky = need to see soon

ash = makes me come out = me have fun = my life better

love you my friends

Sat, 08 Apr 2006 14:42:14 GMT

I went out for a meal in Chesterfield with people from work last night, cos one of the teacher's dad owns a restaurant there. Pretty awesome time was had by all, awesome Chilean food and Chilean wine - and I kept getting told that I had been doing a really good job recently, which was also pretty awesome.

awesome :)

Thu, 23 Mar 2006 10:51:54 GMT

Let's say your computer is not turning on. getting no power at all - before you ring tech support you check a few things, right? Like is the switch on socket ON OR OFF!

If you do check that, I'm sorry, you are not moronic enough to become AN ICT TEACHER! We can only employ those with no idea about the basics of electricity to teach the children about computers. die die die

Sat, 11 Mar 2006 17:12:59 GMT

so, a week and a day after telling our landlord about someone smashing our window, he finally came round to board it up today. And we'll have to wait another week and a day until it's actually replaced...

wow, an update (small as it was, but size doesn't matter, right?), plus I was on MSN yesterday, even if I didn't say a lot...

Wed, 01 Mar 2006 15:40:24 GMT

You Are 32% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

How Evil Are You?

Tue, 07 Feb 2006 15:57:30 GMT

blonde joke

Sun, 22 Jan 2006 14:34:20 GMT

Yes

fine, fixed it...

From Postsecret

My LiveJournal Sitcom

Fri, 02 Dec 2005 14:19:42 GMT

My LiveJournal Sitcom
goodcushion And rat (FOXFAM, 10:30): goodcushion (Michael Jordan) thinks red_hedd (Jennifer Aniston) is a Martian. Afterwards, lil_dave (Dan Aykroyd) draws a picture on hours_ (Adam Sandler)'s forehead. The next day, softcorerainbow (Bea Arthur) breaks fox_raerae (Carmen Electra)'s old 100-meter-dash record, but nobody sees it happen. Meanwhile, degenerate69 (Katharine Hepburn) hits on lukestillman (Sir Ian McKellen)'s co-worker. Also, xhipsandhearts (Ben Stiller) hires adorkable_chris (Hugo Weaving) to perform pantomime at the beach. Crazy results follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom

goodcushion And rat (FOXFAM, 10:30): goodcushion (Michael Jordan) thinks red_hedd (Jennifer Aniston) is a Martian. Afterwards, lil_dave (Dan Aykroyd) draws a picture on hours_ (Adam Sandler)'s forehead. The next day, softcorerainbow (Bea Arthur) breaks fox_raerae (Carmen Electra)'s old 100-meter-dash record, but nobody sees it happen. Meanwhile, degenerate69 (Katharine Hepburn) hits on lukestillman (Sir Ian McKellen)'s co-worker. Also, xhipsandhearts (Ben Stiller) hires adorkable_chris (Hugo Weaving) to perform pantomime at the beach. Crazy results follow.

What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)